Halloween Riddles Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? ? He didn't have the guts. What do skeletons say before they begin dining? ? Bone appetit ! What do ghosts serve for dessert? ? Ice Scream Why do witches fly on brooms? ? Vacuum cleaner cords aren't long enough When is it bad luck to meet a black cat? ? When you're a mouse What was the witch's favorite subject in school? ? Spelling What do you call a friendly dead Egyptian? ? A chummy mummy What do you call a skeleton who won't work? ? Lazy bones What do you call a fat Jack-O-Lantern? ? A plumpkin Where do baby ghosts go during the day? ? Dayscare centers Why don't skeletons like parties? ? They have no body to dance with What kind of mistakes do spooks make? ? Boo boos What monster flies his kite in a rain storm? ? Benjamin Frankenstein What do witches put on their hair? ? Scare spray What was the favorite game at the ghosts' birthday party? ? Hide and shriek! How does a witch tell time? ? She looks at her witch watch How does a monster score a football touchdown? ? He runs over the ghoul line What do the birds sing on Halloween? ? Twick or Tweet What is Transylvania's national sport? ? Drac racing Who won the skeleton beauty contest? ? No body Did you hear what happened to the boy and girl vampires? ? They loved in vein Which story do all little witches love to hear at bedtime? ? Ghoul Deluxe and the Three Scares Why wasn't there any food left after the monster party? ? Because everyone was a goblin! What's the first thing ghosts do when they get in a car? ? They boo-kle their seatbelts Why do mummies make good employees? ? They get all wrapped up in their work What surgery does a vampire doctor perform? ? Fly by night operations What did the ghost buy for his Haunted House? ? Home Moaner's Insurance Why are there fences around cemeteries? ? Because people are dying to get in Who did Frankenstein take to the prom? ? His ghoul friend What's a monster's favorite play? ? Romeo and Ghouliet What has webbed feet, feathers, fangs and goes quack-quack? ? Count Duckula